whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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