A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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who drinks pee? katness

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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The 80's

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Anti Joke

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