What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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