roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

whats bright and yellow? the sun.

what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Your mom walks into a bar.

if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

Paperclip... BANANA?!

who drinks pee? katness

What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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