whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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British Dentistry

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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9/11

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Flop dog

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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