JFK

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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