how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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pizzano is a tool.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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ObamaCare

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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