What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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ObamaCare

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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