Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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matt shut up

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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