Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Anything Dane Cook says

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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