After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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