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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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