Allie said yesssssssss!

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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Passing by

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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Anti Joke

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