- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 6+2? 16

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

Passing by

two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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