Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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Knock knock It's open

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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the battle of waterloo

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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