the battle of waterloo

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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What's 6+2? 16

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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