- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

Anything Dane Cook says

A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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