What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

the battle of waterloo

Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Knock knock It's open

why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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