- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

What's brown and sticky? Poop

How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

how black is a black man? pretty black.

Poverty.

a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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