Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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Poverty.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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