a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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What's 6+2? 16

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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alert("The Game");

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Knock knock It's open

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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