A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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