A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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