what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Passing by

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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