- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

What items don't float? A school bus full of children

What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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