Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

Hello penis

So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

Anti jokes SUCK!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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