what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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