What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Mitch

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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