Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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matt shut up

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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Anti Joke

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