- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

LIE

Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

ObamaCare

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

What items don't float? A school bus full of children

Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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