What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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pizzano is a tool.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Anti Joke

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