What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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69

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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