Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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A Weight loss service that works

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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