What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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KSI

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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adam shagged katie lololol

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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