What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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