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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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KSI

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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