What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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