Jews.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Yo momma is SO black.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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