A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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yeah..

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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