Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Jews.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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a man died

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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