why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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The 80's

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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yeah..

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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