What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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Women's rights.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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