How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

2 women were sitting quietly.

what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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