Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Jews.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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