What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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