How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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