What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Poop

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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agp

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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