Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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