A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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