Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Racial Equality.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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yeah..

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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