why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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