I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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hey

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Test

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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