Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Racial Equality.

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