Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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