Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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your father died

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Anti Joke

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