Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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