- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Is this where I type the joke?

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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