- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Snarf Nuggets

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

A Frenchman stays and fights

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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