What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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vaginas

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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