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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Vagina ass.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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