Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Comedy.

Lil' Wayne

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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