How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

rose are red violets should be purple

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

Fiats

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

i dont like attention whores lol

I am a nigger.

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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