- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Life is an elephant, get married.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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