A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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hipsters

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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YES! EXACTLY!

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Joey mayer's face

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Butt Sex.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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Anti Joke

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