Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Please Rape William Wright

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Womens Rights.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Womens rights.

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