What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Gorden Brown.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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BOOBALANBOO

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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