Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Penal Dysfunction

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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AIDS

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Today is May 18 2016.

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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Anti Joke

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