why am i on this site? cause its funny

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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fack me!

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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