What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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Civil Rights.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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cancer

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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