A cow says moo and explodes.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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ginger

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Dogs

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Snooki

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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