Penal Dysfunction

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

AIDS

Knock Knock! Come in.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

Today is May 18 2016.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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