- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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