No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

Kenny died. The Bastards.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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