- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Is someone there?

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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