- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

I share two rooms with my mother.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

So a seal walks into a club..

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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