- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Seth stock has a large penis

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Knock knock. Come in.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

knock knock. come in.

Women's rights.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??