- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Two guys walk into a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Shit!

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