why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Like if you like big tits.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Snausages.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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bob saget

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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