- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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