One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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