What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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1+1 =? Too

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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