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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

What's 4+7 47

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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