- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

She said no

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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