- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

I lost my tractor.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

i like turtals and kids

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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