- Anti Joke

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

a man walked into a bar ouch

Win and Beau have no friends

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills